Skoatch 

(noun) (verb) (adjective) and sometimes even (pronoun); Anything. Everything. Nothing.. It means.. whatever you want it to mean!

"Hey Skoatch!"
"Whats up?"
"Just skoatching, did you ever find that Skoatch?"
"Na man and I even skoatched under the skoatch... where is your skoatch?"
"I left it at home. I was feeling all skoatchy earlier..."
"...damn. That could have been a great skoatchertunity! Dont be such a skoatcheroon."
"Skoatchably speaking, YOU are the skoatchiest skoatchabinsky"

Skoatch by The Higher Ups November 15, 2021

Skoatch 

1. (n): A tiny amount; a little bit; a miniscule adjestment

2. (Adj) Skoatchy: Suspicious, perplexing, etc.

3. (v): A general, all-purpose action; A word to use when you're not sure what you did (Skoatched, Skoatching, Skoatches); To adjust by a small amount

Hey man! I have no room here! Will you move over just a skoatch? Thanks.

That big white van that says "Candy" looks tempting, but also a bit skoatchy.

Boom! Headshot! I Skoatched ya real good!

Could you skoatch over just a bit? Thank you!

Skoatch by _SHHS_ February 8, 2012

Skoatch 

The past-participle for the word sketch.

Dude 1: Man i smoked a blunt with that dudes grandma last night.
Dude 2: Skoatch bro!

Skoatch by Bradolf Pittler January 24, 2010

Skatch

Skatch is a skank ass tattoo controlling hoe.

My brother gave me a dog but his skatch took it from me.

One can identify skatch; if they are driving a car not in their name, not on the mortgage but takes ownership, disrespects your momma, has tattoos she can’t afford, works in cosmotology, has at least two illegitimate kids, and possibly a GED; you may have yourself a skatch.

Skatch by Wamba September 2, 2023

dick and ball skootch 

verb: When you drag your dick and balls real slow across something.

Damnit Jack! Quit doing the dick and ball skootch all over Bud's face.

dick and ball skootch by imanobodytwo October 24, 2005

Skatchy

A cross between sketchy and shady. Used to describe weird or strange happenings.

Girl 1: Do you see that creeper staring at us over there?
Girl 2: Oh my god he's so skatchy!

Skatchy by hoodoomuse March 3, 2011

Skoetch 

"Skank, Ho, Bitch" Hustles you for money or connections usually using sexual assets

You do not want anything from that skoetch she is bad news!

Skoetch by drword8 September 14, 2016