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Shampitty

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone
Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"
by MikeMacE January 15, 2009
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skampe

A nickname reserved only for the best specimen of the male species, can also be made into the adjective skampetastic to describe the most enjoyable of experiences
...last night was the most skampetastic night of my life!
by n00ber September 21, 2006
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Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009
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National Shampionship

The absurd final game played every year by two good, but by no means always the best, college football teams.

There is always some degree of controversy surrounding exactally how the BCS determins which two teams will play in said game. But it seems to have a lot to do with popularity, and the amount of money that can be made off of the game.

It has almost nothing to do with how good your team really is. Especially if your team is from a smaller, non big-money school. as you will seemingly never get a chance to play in it. They will even use the officals to thier favor in altering games that would force them to give you a shot, instead of the team they want to go.
Putting time back on the clock at the very end of the Big 12 Championship, was a really sneaky way to give pretty-boy McCoy, and the overrated longhorns an undeserved shot at the national shampionship. It's too bad they couldn't screw Alabama over, so Tebow could be there too.
by Jim Bro December 6, 2009
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slampiglets

girls who act like sluts and there in grade 8 and get their pussy slammed more than a 27 year old.
"Snap foo i slammed that grade 8 bitches pussy to da floo last night!"

"That little skank. she gets fucked more than i do... and im 27!"
by BB December 21, 2004
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shampires

Bullshit vampires / Vampires that are a sham, fake or do not fit the criteria of a true vampire.
Shampires, like the gay ones in Twilight.

ie ''the twilight vampires walk around during the daytime, therefore they are shampires.''
by Live To Win July 7, 2010
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Vein Stamping

Repeatedly smacking your girlfriend in the lips with your stiff, rigid, veiny penis.
Rachel sucked me off last night. After nutting her chin, I did a little vein stamping. Her lips are a little sore and chapped today.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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