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Worst Shock Site

Some of the craziest shock sites ever. Here is a run-down of all the crazy shit on these shock sites.
1guy1jar - A video of a man slowly getting down on a glass jar, until it breaks and he starts bleeding everywhere.
Dancingsnake.com - Basically, it's a sexual GIF.
Meatspinnetwork - Every fucking shock site you could imagine.
Worst picture EVAR - A long, long, long, long, picture containing gore and porn.
Overall, the worst one is Worst Picture Evar and Offended.
Guy 1: What's the worst shock site?
Guy 2: Dancingsnake.com
Guy 3: No! It's 1guy1jar
Guy 2: You are wrong. It's The Pain Series.
Guy 4: All of you are wrong. It is 2girls1cup.
Guy 2 and 3: NOOOO!!!!!
Guy 1: I don't know which one to believe.
Lua: Me neither.
by LuaGunsX December 21, 2022
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Shiteknight

A shiteknight is a person with low self-esteem who combats this with an unwavering need to aid others in maintaining the delusion that they were born in the wrong body. They usually have very isolated personal lives as they are very judgmental of others, surrounding themselves only with those who feed their need to center men in gender-critical activism. Most commonly sighted in older men in regards to transgender identifying males.

Chronic shiteknighting often occurs in correlation with chronic self-esteem problems where the person needs to maintain a high view of themselves through self-righteous acts of pseudo-kindness. These people surround themselves with men and women still suffering from unresolved delusions of gender as a means to harvest praise and adulation for speaking over and denigrating women who question their tactics.

Shiteknighting is also associated with metastasized misogyny, homophobia, racism, and ableism as a shield against cognitive dissonance induced by requests from peers to examine one's behavior for bias.
"When women say Hayton is no ally of theirs because of his continued engagement in his autogynephilia fetish in women's spaces, Graham Linehan shiteknights for him."
by Amy Denver January 22, 2022
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Hell site

Common name for Tumblr.com. Usually used in referral to the stupid or crazy discourse that goes on.
I logged on to the hell site today and i guess they did surgery on a grape
by Keeeeeeeeeen November 28, 2018
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Stekkie

A common south African Term referring to someones girlfriend or can also be defined as a hot chick that could be curvalicious/thick in a sexy way
1. Ay bruh look at that sexy stekkie over there!
2. My stekkie wanted to take my to the movies for our anniversary
by ShanDooode July 28, 2016
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sidekick bear

A grizzly bear that used to overthrow governments for the CIA, but blew his own nose out doing too much cocaine. Was mudered by the clintons having witnessed bill and hilary up to no good with children.
Sidekick bear just got back from a secret mission in Bolivia
by Bearhoven June 11, 2019
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Sidekick Surprise

When you're having sex with your girlfriend from behind and you spit on her back so she thinks that you've already ejaculated so she turns around. Little did she know that you have secretly hidden your best friend in your closet as he's been watching and masturbating the whole time. You run towards the closet and open it and your best friend flips you for a standing 69. You both then bust in each other's faces as your girlfriend watches in confusion. You then proceed to walk away holding hands with your best friend, leaving your girlfriend behind as if nothing happened.
Yo! I Sidekick Surprised my girlfriend last night with Tron. It was epic.
by Tabaluchi March 17, 2010
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