I just dropped a life changing crap. I feel like a great weight has been lifted and I can see clearly. I'll Shext you a pic.
by TOcThis January 3, 2013
Get the Shext mug.The act of shitting and texting at the same time to get many things done at once for those busy people out there.
I had a big party to get people invited for and nothing could get in my way. So while I was on the toilet doing my business I kept at it, shtexting everyone to they could know when to show up.
by local 5 1 June 20, 2009
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Get the Shweat mug.An alternate to saying shvatzah, because some shvahs know what it means by now. This can be referred to as Yiddish ebonics, fools.
by Charmeleons February 6, 2009
Get the shwertay mug.She is perfect...she can make anyone laugh and smile. She is stronger than most people in the world. She's sporty. She talk alot but the best things. She is independent but also lonely at times. Totally broken but yet such a happy person. She'll get prettier day by day. She is also very smart and funny. She gets an 'A' in every subject. She gets disappointed really quick. She has the sexiest legs in the world. She will end up with an amazingly handsome and successful man.
by shauryasharma@dammmn November 23, 2021
Get the SHWETA mug.That chilly, sweaty feeling you get when you get a really bad cramp and there is no toilet available, and you're pretty sure you are about to shit yourself.
Tim, did that bucket of chicken upset your delicate colon?
Yeah, get me to a bathroom quick, I got the "Shweats"
Yeah, get me to a bathroom quick, I got the "Shweats"
by Gummonkey September 15, 2009
Get the Shweats mug.texting your friends, loved ones or even your annoying co-workers whilst taking a dump on the porcelain throne. Shitting plus texting equals shexting.
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