Shmeet

nerd, geek, "wanna-be", wanna-be Dope Person, someone trying too hard to be Cool, someone that wears pajamas with nikes, TAY ZONDAY,Someone that embarrasses themselves in public, someone that embarasses YOU in public, the list goes on....

EX.

A: Aye bruh you see that kid with his fake J's...

B: yeah i see him

A: watta shmeet

EX.

A: bro! you see tay zonday perform chocolate rain on the Tonight show??

B: yeah what about it

A: He looked like a straight up SHMEET!!!

EX.

A: Bro, the girl i liked caught me picking my nose

B: your a Shmeet for that one!!! shmeety ass nigga!

by mr.rager November 14, 2010

Shmeeting

A business meeting involving one to many drinks.

Hi honey I just got back from having a shmeeting.

by Meyuhh May 15, 2018

Shmeet

A dick so small, it's a shmall meet

Girl: Don't date Kenny, he has a shmeet

by BossMFBitch June 29, 2018

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014