burma shave

A widely popular innovative brand of shaving cream sold in a jar or tube so it could be put directly on the face without mixing with a cup and brush. Famous for it's highway advertising using consecutive signs with catchy verses.
(Burma Vita company, 1930's- 1960s)

"If harmony is...
The thing... You crave... Get a tuba... Burma Shave"

"Passing schoolyards... Take it slow... Let the little...Shavers grow...BurmaShave

"Shaving brush...All wet and hairy...Trade it in...For sanitary... BurmaShave

by teetiger October 20, 2008

"rappin like a slave"

someone who raps (or talks) about backwards a-political or self hate type shit.a sambo/sellout type that says what massa wants to hear(ie;record execs,corporate tyrants,or uncle sam)..pro-market words or lyrics that would make a slave master proud.

that dude wearing that red,white and blue shirt over there, "rappin like a slave"...them uncle tom preachers be "rappin like a slave"...a lot of money motivated rappers be "rappin like a slave"..dude snitchin,"rappin like a slave"

by reverendtriggafiinga October 30, 2008

Tea slave

When aspouse (usually a boyfriend. Preferably named Ben) brings tea to their significant other on a daily basis from Starbucks.

Cristitine: Beyyn!
Ben:What?
Cristine to the camera: hello this is my tea slave Beyyn

by Beyn May 27, 2018

Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.

Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard

by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020

Shave the Whales

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.

Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales

by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

shlake

shane+blake
best ship in the world

Shlake is my favorite ship, it’s very gay. Shlake i gay

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 11, 2021

I shaved my balls for this?

A term used to express disdain for any unfortunate incident, especially after too much hype or excessive promotion.

After losing $200.00 at the black jack table Eugene proclaimed "I shaved my balls for this?"

by Myfartssmelllikepoop July 13, 2012