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Mexican Shitoff

An endurance competition requiring the participation of all residential occupants to determine how long a residence can be occupied without flushing the toilet.

In theory, the weight of defecation over time should eventually provide sufficient downwards pressure (gravity) to drive at least some effluent through the S or P-Trap at the base of the toilet, however in
practice the effluent often dries out leaving a crusty surface which eventually piles up over the bowel.

This competition is particularly difficult in circumstances where the water closet is located in a shared bathroom facility that is also used for showering, shaving and brushing one's teeth.

More commonly seen as a challenge of single males, this activity has specific adverse side effects should one of the male occupants get lucky and bring home female company for the night.
"...Hey guys - lets have a Mexican Shitoff. First to flush the toilet has to clean it..."
by Paul Claessen December 9, 2008
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Shitlorf

Shitlorf

A shitlorf is a bad player who does not understand a game, and is extremely bad at video games. The term was found back in 2011 on september 3rd, by Tom, aka Drogo, giving a prime example of a shitlorf: Omer, aka RabbiYumYum519. If you ever experience a player like this in game you could call them out as a shitlorf or you could call them rabbiyumyum.

any questions can be redirected to rabbiyumyum519 in LoL or Ballsacmcgee in various other games, HoN, PotBS.

Also be very careful if his parents arent home, he screams at the top of his lungs over the mic, another sign that you are a shitlorf.

THE END, HOPE U LIKED IT!! :3
Rabbiyumyum519 is a shitlorf
by therealfellupahill September 4, 2011
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Shitlord

A person who basks in the bitterness and misery of others.
The Shitlord enjoyed scrolling through the feminist tag on social media websites, bathing in his enemies misery.
by Hank Bitchen Shitlord February 9, 2017
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shitload

In Software Engineering, an IEEE recognized standardized unit. The number of instances of a problem that must occur in an area/component that falls outside your area of ownership - usually 1 such occurrence qualifies as a shitload. If the problem occurs in your own area, the multiplier is 100x as any instance is obviously warranted and is merely providing good data.
Brett, your Assert fired once in an overnight test pass loop I ran on my machine. That's a shitload of hits! Pls fix ASAP! Thanks!
by thedarkknightgoestobed February 6, 2018
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shitlong

equal in length as shitload is to volume
I've had this phone for a shitlong time.
That's a shitlong rope.
by jemery February 4, 2008
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Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.
Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"
by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020
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shitload of fuck

(n)

1.) A whole bunch of nonsense, fallacy, and plain old bullshit.

2.) Something so ridiculous, meaningless, nonsensical and/or out of context that you cannot comprehend the reason why it was made or put there.

3.) Something that just really really sucks.
1. *talking to boss* - "Those rumors you hear about me slacking off are just a shitload of fuck, I do more work than half the people here."

2. In Far Cry, some of the things you have to do to beat the levels are just a shitload of fuck.

3. *on the way to a concert, the car stalls out* - "Well this is just a shitload of fuck."
by Fan of Gwar October 1, 2006
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