advertise shirts

dumb shirts that come from holister, abercrombie, and aeropostale that people pay $200 and all they do is say the name of the company mostly bought by anorexic teens who where them to "fit in" with other preps even though they dont at all your just a follower

Justin: Hey lets go in Aeropostale!

Sean: All that place sells are advertise shirts.

Austin: Plus they all look gay

Justin: But i wanna be preppy.....

by GreenFloor December 15, 2010

funny t-shirts

Those stupid ads you see on the side of your screen while surfing Urban Dictionary. Those girls aren't even pretty!

Man, those ads are suppose to have funny t-shirts but they are not funny at all!

by Lightboxes April 28, 2008

shirty

Flustered and pompus, like you would be if someone asked you a question you find incredibly offensive. Happens a lot with teachers and snobby upperclassmen.

Another British bit of fun. Used in "Angus, Thongs, and Full Frontal Snogging" and "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire". See snogging.

I asked Mrs. Wenger if she was PMSing, and she got all shirty with me.

by reader June 16, 2004

brown shirts

Soldiers in Hitler's storm trooper army, SA during the Nazi regime. They were called this because of the colored shirts they wore.
To call someone a brown shirt is to call them a Nazi soldier, usually hinting that they oppose human rights or freedom. This is a very serious insult, and in forums is used to Flame someone.
Hitler used many different forces to accomplish his goals when he rose to power. One of these forces were the SA, or Storm Troopers. The SA soldiers were called Brown Shirts.

The Brown Shirts will harass you if they hear you saying "that."

by thefirebuilds December 17, 2008

Shirts/Pants

Referring to whether someone's a top or bottom in a homosexual relationship.

NOT the same as "who wears the pants in the relationship"

Alyx: I wear shirts/pants
Amy: uh-huh...
Alyx: But I'm in the market for pants atm
Amy: gootcha

by Grooaci June 4, 2020

Shirts

A steriotype of men who, usually residing in the United Kingdom, frequent night clubs with low reputations. They're name decends from the strict dress code and appearance which includes a white shirt. They all look exactly the same and group in tens or hundreds.

We were on our way back from Spiders rock club and were attacked by a group of shirts, officer.

by NeX March 2, 2004

Affliction shirts

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

by Rik Smits May 19, 2008