Shitjob

When you shit in a girls mouth and then she gives you a blowjob

Tiffany have me a hell of a shitjob last night, bro

by Kads October 15, 2013

Shitjobber

One who sucks on shit turds in a matter as if it was a dick that they were giving a blowjob to.

Man, Carl is really going down on that turd! Yeah Carl is a shitjobber from way back.

by sanitarylizard December 12, 2013

Shitjob

When you fuck a girl in the ass and get shit on your dick and she sucks it off

I i fcked that hoe in the ass and got shit on my dick then she gave me a shitjob

by Moosinitinks January 19, 2010

Slimjob

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009

Slimjob

The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.

Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.

by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010

Shimboblydig

When you got a itch high up you bootyhole, you gotta use a pole called a shimboblydig to scratch that itch boo.

Girl: My bootyhole itches and I can't scratch it

Girl 2: Girl go get yo ass a shimboblydig

by Yoeverydayhoe June 9, 2020

SLIMJOB

When you download slimbrowser and your bored so you need a slimjob

I NEED A SLIMJOB RIGHT NOW

by Superawesomefan August 30, 2023