2 definitions by sanitarylizard

Shitjobber

One who sucks on shit turds in a matter as if it was a dick that they were giving a blowjob to.

Man, Carl is really going down on that turd! Yeah Carl is a shitjobber from way back.

by sanitarylizard December 12, 2013

Nash

Mythological Christ like figure.
Some say that he be seen hopping around thru the back woods of North Carolina, others say he has been seen in the semi urban developments of the western New York area.

This “creature” has been know for walking on water and random miracles like, making his thumb turn into a sword and making his keys disappear behind his massive hands.
Jesus sasquatch

Oh my Nash, Nash just Nashed!

by sanitarylizard July 9, 2004