Steezer McJenkin

a cigarette, a dirt, a steeze, a smoke, a cig, cancer stick, ciggies, fags, rollie, squares, butt, a coffin nail, boggie.

"hey lets go outside and have a Steezer McJenkin"
"okay where is the pack and lighter?"
"in your pocket you pussy-willow"

by holymoleydood April 27, 2009

sheeters

A woman's boobs that are so large that when she lays naked on her back they touch the sheets of the bed.

Man 1: "Look at the size of those jugs!"

Man 2: "I bet those are sheeters."

by bartfarkel October 13, 2008

Sheeperican

Sheeperican sheep-eir-i-khun
adjective
A citizen of the United States of America who is ignorant on all or nearly all political/social issues that face the nation today.

Everybody and their mother is a Sheeperican.

by Sick Rantorum December 24, 2011

skeezer in the freezer

no class, no morals, slut that you keep on the side.

dominique wont put out tonight, good thing i got a skeezer in the freezer

by unstitchable January 14, 2011

Skeezer

Someone who hoes around and acts like a whole bitch.

That girl fucks with everybody she’s a “skeezer for real”

by Yathrib October 26, 2019

sheezyrously

Adv. -

1. Portraying approval or acceptance. Often times used to enhance the effect of an agreement.

2. Used to portray disbelief or disagreement. Most often used after "For" or "Foh"

Her: Hey, did you deck out your office cubicle?
Him: For sheezyrously!

Her: Hey uh, last time I checked, your skin was transparent white. You realize this, right?
Him: For sheezyrously?

by Eric Litvak May 14, 2007

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009