shartly

An increment of time representing the duration of a bowel movement; can be used to shorten the phrase, "...After I take a shit/dump"

I'll be heading over to your place shartly.

by Stove Jam August 23, 2017

shartle

When you're startled and a little piece of poop comes out.

Damn it, Dick, you shartled me! Now there's a boxer dumpling in my pants.

by Balls McIroncock December 8, 2013

sharpley

Originating from an episode of university challenge, the word sharpley is used as an insult for someone who fails particularly hard at something

did you see that guy on university challenge he didn't answer a single question, what a sharpley

that chick totally fucked up her talk what a sharpley

by scourer September 9, 2011

Shartlek

A variation of running interval session 'fartlek' performed while suffering from runner's bowel. The intervals and speed are determined by the need for a toilet stop and the likelihood of shitting oneself while running.

I went for a run last night, guts felt awful so it turned into a proper shartlek session.

by Raspy32 June 17, 2016

Shartled

to surprise ones self with a shart rather than a fart

Hannah tried to fart but was immediately shartled by the mess in her pants

by Alj0928 December 6, 2018

shartleberry

A dingleberry that has been thoroughly saturated in shart liquid.

I had some dingleberries lingering on my butt pubes all day. Then I made the mistake of eating a burrito. I sharted, and when I stood up, a shartleberry left a skidmark all the way down my leg!

by Buttcrust Bobby February 28, 2019

shartlet

A tiny shart, otherwise a nickname for a cat named charlotte

Oops... I just had a shartlet!

by EpicSoEpic June 27, 2022