Jacob” I need to fart “ * farts* I shit I started but there is somthing hard down there “ it’s a fucking turtle *Jacob calls mavid * “mavid dude I shatter and there was a turtle there” mavid”dude you just did a shartle
by Hard rubbish March 11, 2019
by YahtzeeMcShartle July 11, 2008
When you startle someone so hard, they shart. May occasionally lead to death or the deletion of minecraft accounts.
by DefinitionGirl September 21, 2014
by Xtufer December 04, 2013
Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.
by Shartilingus May 26, 2011
by GratedGinger April 08, 2020
To have a HUGE shart mixed with green and yellow. Also a term used to say you sharted before getting to the toilet.
by El Caballero October 14, 2019