sharfing

Simultaneous shitting and barfing, sometimes occurring when suffering from a severe bout of the flu.

Dude, I was so sick last week - I was sharfing for two days in a row!

by Spurtz November 12, 2007

Sharf

When you shat and barf at the same time

Man: i was so sick after eating all that chicken from kfc i went hime and sharfed all over the bathroom floor

by Mr.orisa main 2020 May 12, 2020

Sharf

The act of shitting, farting and barfing all at once.

Dude, after that party last week, I sharfed all over my car.

by ParkerScones March 4, 2019

Sharf

The act of soiling your pants while vomiting.

That meal was disgusting! I think I'm going to sharf!

by Travis Bagwell October 4, 2009

Sharf

Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

Dang it! I just sharfed my pants!

by fratty mcfrattington March 12, 2009

Sharfing

Eating another humans shit.

After a long night of sex, the 2 couples began sharfing.

by Chitown August 30, 2008

sharf

Taking a shit on the toilet while barfing between your legs.

After finishing a bottle of Goldschlager in 2 hours, Tito proceeded to sharf and then PTFO on the toilet.

by Gaiboi69 May 21, 2015