sharf

one who twitches like a fucking spazzed out cracked out pornstar with a major disorder.

"o look there goes sharf, duck!"(noun)

"i saw her and she was sharfing really bad"(verb)

by krowkrowkrow November 8, 2008

sharf

To consume feces and then vommit it back up after having partially digested it. Common in canines.

My friend's cocker spaniel sharfed on my carpet this morning. It was the foulest-smelling bodily fluid I've ever experienced.

by chuckhammer November 25, 2007

Sharf

Shh-arf: verb: 1. The act of crapping ones pants instead of releasing flatulence. 2. Leaving chocalate skid marks in ones briefs.

Dang it! I just sharfed my pants!

by fratty mcfrattington March 12, 2009

sharf

someone who has sex and gives blow jobs to anyone she meets.

dude, that girls a total sharf.

by holler February 28, 2007

Sharf

Shitting while barfing, often induced by heavy alcohol and fried food consumption.

Do you remember that time Joe sharfed? Yeah, It was gross. There was puke all over his dick.

by gladrooster February 11, 2015

sharf

Taking a shit on the toilet while barfing between your legs.

After finishing a bottle of Goldschlager in 2 hours, Tito proceeded to sharf and then PTFO on the toilet.

by Gaiboi69 May 21, 2015

Sharf

A chunky wet fart that resembles barf.

Fuck dude we gotta go! I just totally sharfed....

by BigDealNeil October 17, 2016