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LaVeyan Satanism

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A kick ass satanic religion that’s basically atheism, but more intense.
God, yeah, sex is cool, but have you heard of LaVeyan Satanism?
by Cryolo December 19, 2019
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Shamani

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Beautiful caring always puts other before herself and always gets all the boys. She can be mean and aggressive at times if you piss her off. Don't get in her bad side.
Damn shamani can be dangerous
by alishadaniels.x May 22, 2018
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satanism

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Something most poeple on Urbandictionary, and the world, obviously know nothing about.

Most teenagers who claim to be satanists do not know the concept of Satanism themselves.

LaVeyan Satanism is the type of satanism where you practice self-indulgence, and believe that you are your own god. Nothing fucked-up or rebellious about that.

Theistic Satanism is the type of satanism where you actually do believe in and worship a literal Satan.

There is no reason to call this religion ridiculous, just take a look at Scientology.
People who hear the word "Satanism" quickly assume it is pure evil.
by Wasabimoto January 17, 2008
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LaVeyan Satanism

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The original religion of the founding fathers of the USA. Anton LaVey only organized it further and opened up the first Satanic church in 1966.
The founding fathers and writers of the Constitution were the first practitioners of what became later known as "LaVeyan Satanism". But, some corrupt/greedy British Federalist crooks decided to worm their way back in, and create fake institutions in this country and turned the USA into a police state governed by a fake Federal government, instead. (little known fact. lol)
by Abraham's Adversary January 20, 2019
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Beth: What's up Derek?
Derek: Not much. Just shamaning.
by Notderek April 14, 2011
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shamayim

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1. Trad: hebrew for the Heavens/sky
2. an awesome person, whose personality is reflected in the beauty of the heavens
1) the shamayim looks beautiful tonight
2) oh wow, you're such a shamayim; i love you.
by bull hill November 18, 2010
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Samarism

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When you show any attributes like Samar. This mainly includes her ability to not text properly.
A: Bro this is hilauros
B: Bro do you have Samarism?
by Junnhoe August 25, 2023
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