Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

by mike sphynx July 30, 2010

Shlongaphobia

Shlongaphobia is the fear of ones own penis.

(In bathroom)
"Dude why do you look so scared? Whats wrong?"
"Oh Sorry I just saw my own dick and got really scared."
"Why?"
"I have a rare condition called shlongaphobia."
"Oh Gotcha, now it makes perfect sense."

by Patty Kane March 24, 2010

Fort Salonga

A wealthy community in Suffolk County, NY located on the north shore of long island. Has alot of nice beaches and is more of a place for older people to live, most of the kids there are just bored to death and end up getting into stupid things.

fort salonga has mad good weed

by FSMONEYKYDD March 1, 2010

salonga

(adj.) God like P.E. teacher. P.E. teacher of all P.E. teacher.

Dude Mr. Jeffreys makes us run so much.

Regardless, he's definitely salonga.

by jeebuz June 11, 2008

shalontae

Shalontae is a girl whose not afraid of any bitch or nigga. Shalontae is a very nice person and a good friend. But don’t get on her bad side or you’ll wish you wasn’t born. Shalontae can be a little crazy and overprotective at times but she is very loyal and trustworthy . She’s outspoken and not afraid to tell others how she feels. Shalontae’s also a very bad kisser but she’s very good at making friends, so if she doesn’t like you somethings wrong. She can build strong relationships with people and does her best not to break their trust! While Shalontae sounds big and bad she can be sensitive at some point. Shalontae can be gullible at times and believes almost anything. She doesn’t like to be lied to, she loves honesty. She’s a very independent person so don’t think she can’t do anything on her own!

I’m glad i have an shalontae to count on

by Kitty122 June 3, 2018

shabongabong

A word used to describe something of the highest standard.

North Sheffield/Barnsley slang.

Guy 1: “did ya see that lass?”
Guy 2: “nah lad”
Guy 1: “she was proper shabongabong”

by DefonitionIgnition January 26, 2019