shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

Shlumpkin

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To get your salad tossed while taking a piss

Oh man, Jerry's wife gives the best shlumpkins!

by Noons June 13, 2008

Shumpkin

the act of receiving a blow job while the giving party, the one giving the blow job is defecating,

dude sherly gave me a shumpkin, she was totally takin a dump and sucked me off

by that1guy` September 2, 2010

shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.

That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.

by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010

shumpkin

Stealing a pumpkin on Halloween, shitting in it, and dropping it off at someone else's house

I just gave the neighbors next door a fat shumpkin

by grizzlybear1024 June 7, 2018

shablumkin

Receving oral sex wile taking a shit next to the tolite while smoking i , usually done in porta -poti or public park restrooms or rest area

Man there was a homless guy getting a shablumkin back at that rest stop bathroom stall, no way why shit where you sleep ?

by Capt Number 9 October 27, 2021