cowboy's secretary 

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.

last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.

cowboy's secretary by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

sexcretary 

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004

Secretary's ass 

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

Secretary's ass by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake 

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

Secretary of Snake by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

sexessary

A Necessary Fuck. One that is required either arising out of circumstances beyond the control of the participants or due to an extreme sexual attraction that can only be settled with a good toss in the sack.

Etymology>>> Sex ( the act of penetration) + essary (required or obligatd)

This girl is so hot, its about to get sexessary.

sexessary by Truth is not an ideal, either September 22, 2011

sexytary

A secretary that you would love to bend over the desk and fuck!

Me and all my pals at a very well known law firm are sexytaries!

sexytary by C August 5, 2003