scumfuck flowerboy

Someone who is both a scumbag or the lowest of the low but is also a loving person.

Owen is a scumfuck flowerboy

by Owen fritzle December 12, 2017

Scumfished

The need to breathe air when the face is in a confined space.

Snuggling up between the duvet/partner and need to come up for air or remove covers/partner from face so you can breathe more easily! eg, "phew, I'm gonna have to move I'm getting scumfished"

by A Princess July 18, 2009

Scurfball

A Scurfball is defined as a person who hasn't washed their hair in weeks, smokes 2 packs of cigarettes daily, has missing teeth and drinks two 12 packs of beer a day. Every other word is "fuck this" and "fuck that" and their breath smells like the inside of an asshole. A Scurfball consumes large quantities of McDonalds food and does not brush their teeth ever. They have large beer guts and are most likely hardcore Nascar fans.

"Bertha, when are them-there fucking cheese fries gonna be fucking done?! I've been waiting for those motha fuckers for an hour, bitch! My beers running out, my cigs are runnin’ low and I can't be waitin' around any fuckin' longer. I've got some Nascar to be watchin!"....."Harry, you and your fucking Nascar! Why don't you go take a shower and wash that dirty fucking hair, you dumb fucking scurfball!

by cheezy macaroni June 1, 2011

scurmudgeon

The greasy, sometimes salty mixture of sweat, dead skin, hair, died urine or smegma, dingleberries, and motor oil that accumulates under the clothing of someone who hasn't showered in several weeks. The color varies from pale yellow to a yellowish-brown and had an odor reminiscent of deep fryer grease, gasoline, and taco seasoning.

Not to be confused with curmudgeon.

"Dude, will you please take a fucking bath? I can smell your scurmudgeon from like 20 feet away."

"I'm not letting you ride in my truck until you wash all that scurmudgeon off your fat ass."

by com4tablyxnumb August 18, 2013

scurfy scramble

a game in which loose change is loudly rolled across a floor, often in a cafeteria or classroom, with the goal being to see who will dive for the penny or nickel you rolled. one who dives for loose change is identified as a scurf.

the 'scramble' aspect of it is most entertaining when multiple scurfs butt heads and wrestle for the meager coinage.

>heath, wanna go play scurfy scramble next period?

>nah, let's go kife stuff from Dollar General instead.

by elemental May 7, 2005

scumfortable

adj. A state of being: Being completely content and comfortable with your outward appearance despite looking, feeling, or in reality actually being a scumbag; characterized by being unshowered, dressed in ragged, dirty, unmatched and miscellaneous clothing (esp. pajamas, flipflops, and a knit cap), and smelling profusely of ballfunk.

John and Rich were looking quite scumfortable on their bus ride to the post office.

by Rich Tamiso May 14, 2008

scurmp

The act of fucking after a night of boozing. Shallow, Shallow....DEEP. (Repeat).

Dude, after: two jager bombs, a car bomb, a red-headed slut, and six beers I took her back and we scurmped all night.

by biskey January 27, 2005