scruttocks

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

scruttock

The piece of skin between the scrotum and the buttocks

My scruttock hurts when cycling

by Dave Bose June 20, 2003

Scratty

An object or person with a scruffy, dishevelled, unkempt or cheap appearance. Tatty trainers and unwashed clothes complimented by greasy hair that hasn't been taken to a barber for a good few months, let alone seen shampoo would constitute a 'scratty' appearance. A cheap brand of clothes with little style could be described as 'scratty'. A tacky town or city could be branded 'scratty'.

1: "Have you seen Dave's new car?"
2: "The B reg metro?"
1: "Yeah."
2: "Yeah, it's scratty."

1: "Dude, scratty Anne has a new hair do, have you seen it?"
2: "Yeah, looks like she cut it herself."

1: "All those drugs have made Pete Doherty look really scratty."
2: "Agreed."

1: "I went to bradford to see some friends over Easter."
2: "What was it like?"
1: "To tell the truth, it was downright scratty."

by Pengers December 28, 2005

Scruttock's "Old Dirigible"

A fictional type of Real Ale, of allegedly lethal alcohol content and the tendency to produce a barin-crushing hangover the next day.

See also "Suicider"

"Christ, you look rough ! What have you been doing ?"

"Awwww..... the usual .... went out with the lads last night and had eleventeen pints of Scruttock's "Old Dirigible", then a curry..... got any aspirin ?"

by Eighth Of Seven February 18, 2009

SCROTTY FAN

A fan, generally electric, that is commonly used to accelerate the evaporative process of nad sweat.

Joe's scrotty fan is going to burn out it's motor if it doesn't cool down in this office.

by Robert Zavaro June 25, 2007

Scrunty

An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco

This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.

by JT6 March 17, 2022

Scutty Butt

A sweaty butt crack gained from a long day at work and smells more then a little like spoiled cheese

I went out with that Kimberly chick after work and when we got back to my place I found she had a serious scutty butt.

by thescuttser September 29, 2010