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The feeling of unhappiness, irritation, frustration and moodiness combined into a single feeling. Scruntiness can be brought on by lack of sleep, menstrual cycle, not getting your own way, being wrong, losing an argument or being hungover.
"Woaah. You're a bit scrunty today. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Fuck off. I'm scrunty."
by kristiano90 November 03, 2011
Happy St. Patties Day!
The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch
Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty
by weaver April 14, 2005
Happy St. Patties Day!