Scrunty

An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco

This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.

by JT6 March 17, 2022

Scrunty

The feeling of unhappiness, irritation, frustration and moodiness combined into a single feeling. Scruntiness can be brought on by lack of sleep, menstrual cycle, not getting your own way, being wrong, losing an argument or being hungover.

"Woaah. You're a bit scrunty today. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Fuck off. I'm scrunty."

by kristiano90 November 3, 2011

scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch

Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty

by weaver April 14, 2005

Scrunty

Rich's fingers on the hunt for fresh bellybutton

"Rich's scrunty fingers found their way into Naomi's bellybutton"

by Omi91 March 7, 2021

scunty

A word describing something that is both scummy and cunty: scunty.

Have you met your new neighbours yet?

Unfortunately, those are some scunty people!

by radishford December 18, 2019

Scrunny

Genderless noun to identify someone who lives on the edge of society and consistently finds himself in awkward situations. 'scrunnies' are destined to mess up everything they do in life. 'scrunny' is a derogatory term and often linked with the origin of these individuals, an unidentified place coined 'scrunville'. A 'scrunny' that manages to be successful in life despite their condition, or who is the leader of a pack of 'scrunnies' can be called 'Don Scrunny'.

"My friend's a sock and sandal-wearing self-proclaimed botanist, and a proper scrunny"
"Ulysses lost his wallet again, what a scrunny'
"Go back to Scrunville and leave me alone, scrunny!"

by Skeer&Scrunny July 13, 2018

scruntfuttock

A person of little standing and respect. A word used when speaking about someone with limited intelligence and generally whose name is not sufficiently important to bother remembering.

"If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, get that scruntfuttock to do it."

by The good looking one October 26, 2009