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An adjective used for when a spliff has a high ratio of tobacco to weed.

Can also be used to describe the feeling after smoking a spliff with a lot of tobacco
This spliff is scrunty as hell. Are you sure there's any ganj in there?

Make sure to make this one nice and scrunty. I'm looking to get domeshacked.

Let me lay here a second. I'm a little scrunty after chiefing that scrunty domer.
Scrunty by JT6 March 17, 2022
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The feeling of unhappiness, irritation, frustration and moodiness combined into a single feeling. Scruntiness can be brought on by lack of sleep, menstrual cycle, not getting your own way, being wrong, losing an argument or being hungover.
"Woaah. You're a bit scrunty today. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Fuck off. I'm scrunty."
Scrunty by kristiano90 November 3, 2011
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The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch
Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty
scrunty by weaver April 14, 2005
Rich's fingers on the hunt for fresh bellybutton
"Rich's scrunty fingers found their way into Naomi's bellybutton"
Scrunty by Omi91 March 7, 2021
A word describing something that is both scummy and cunty: scunty.
Have you met your new neighbours yet?

Unfortunately, those are some scunty people!
scunty by radishford December 18, 2019
Genderless noun to identify someone who lives on the edge of society and consistently finds himself in awkward situations. 'scrunnies' are destined to mess up everything they do in life. 'scrunny' is a derogatory term and often linked with the origin of these individuals, an unidentified place coined 'scrunville'. A 'scrunny' that manages to be successful in life despite their condition, or who is the leader of a pack of 'scrunnies' can be called 'Don Scrunny'.
"My friend's a sock and sandal-wearing self-proclaimed botanist, and a proper scrunny"
"Ulysses lost his wallet again, what a scrunny'
"Go back to Scrunville and leave me alone, scrunny!"
Scrunny by Skeer&Scrunny July 13, 2018

scruntfuttock 

A person of little standing and respect. A word used when speaking about someone with limited intelligence and generally whose name is not sufficiently important to bother remembering.
"If you can't be bothered to do it yourself, get that scruntfuttock to do it."
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According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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