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scrantard

An uneducated degenerate from the hellhole of Scranton Pa who believes the 'Electric City' is the best place in the world, is happy living in their parents' basement, and making $8 an hour. Also is in denial of how horrible Scranton is.
Scranton is broke, full of drunks, & corrupt but Scrantards think it's a great place to live.
by Anti-Scranton June 12, 2014
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El Scrapyardo

El Scrapyardo isn’t necessary a concrete, actual “thing”.

It is a concept, an ideal of the teenage dream - and the three main principles of this idea are:
Crime
Sex
Drugs

While this friend group doesn’t achieve any of these very much, they’ve ticked the boxes at least once before. They thrive for excellence, dominance and high street cred when roaming the urban areas of south-west London and Surrey.

Some of the common activities of El Scrapyardo are going to someone’s really posh, big house and getting drunk, while screaming to loud house music late at night. Or tearing up parties, asserting their dominance over the female species and other beta males.

A common idiom of the group is “ESTID”, standing for “El Scrapyardo Till I Die”. This expresses their true bromance and love for one another in the group, while appreciating what they live for as a pack.
Random delinquent: “You guys are losers!”

Kingpin (Jack Mahoney): “Die. We are El Scrapyardo…”
by DefoNot1hit September 1, 2023
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screwtard

Name for retards that screw you over.
Good name for crazy people driving on roads. Screwtard is a good word for them. Very fitting.

(someone cuts you off)
*SCREWTARD!!!*
by kugly January 14, 2009
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slaptard

Someone so stupid that you genuinely feel that slapping them might jump-start their cognitive processes.
After a few drinks, Pete sounded like a complete slaptard at the company meeting.
by Jim Reichert September 17, 2003
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Striptard

A guy who never gets laid because,

#1, he spends most of his time at the Strip Joint

and

#2, when he does have the chance to meet women, he rejects women who are better looking than he is, because they don't live up to his Stripper standards.
Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years, what a Striptard!
by Chase Chude March 4, 2009
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scraptire

Plagiarized (recycled) work, especially material plagiarized from multiple sources and cobbled together poorly or taken from poorly written or well-trod source material.
(adjective) His research paper was a scraptire effort that showed little thought or planning. (noun) I can't believe she had the nerve to turn that scraptire in as her own work.
by K. Viswanathan October 20, 2006
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Scrantander

A bank specialising in the currency of scran.
Bob: "Hey! Did you hear about that new bank, Scrantander?"
Patrick: "Yeah! I opened an account the other day."
Bob: "One hopes those investment scrankers don't get a bit peckish and steal all of our scran."
by Tarquinnious November 4, 2011
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