A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
by MemeMaestro June 2, 2016
Get the Sconed mug.The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".
by Dee May June 5, 2015
Get the Sconed mug.your a shone to the extreme;you do everything in the book && more.comes from the word shone(or action) which means hoe,trick,slut,etc.
by MANDA bAYbEE. April 19, 2009
Get the shoned out mug.A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.
by Song March 5, 2008
Get the sconed mug.v, A combination of schooled and owned. Usually announced in a loud manner after defeating someone at something so severely that the usage of owned, pwned, or schooled doesn't quite get the point across. It is normally used to taunt your opponent into either trying harder to best you or losing their cool and performing worse. The prefered slam of Jesse, Robert, and Matt. Matt originally started the phenomenom back in late 2005 after a grueling match of Halo 2.
Halo 2: Game Over.
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com
Matt: Schowned!
Jesse: What?
Robert: *laughing* What the hell did you just say?
Matt: Schowned.
Jesse: *laughing* I have no idea what that is, but it's the greatest thing I've heard this year.
Robert: Matt, you rock my world.
Jesse: I'm totally putting this on UrbanDictionary.com
by bAc0Nb0Y July 24, 2008
Get the schowned mug.The act of failing miserable at a job, can also be defined as a subset of physical problem brought on by a job i.e. symptoms of a heart attack, inability to speak in full sentences, rambling for hours but not saying anything.
"How do you like your new manager?"
"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."
"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."
"Wow. Sorry to hear that."
"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
"Man, he's another Schoner. I give it 6 months."
"Where did our manager go?"
"He Schoned out bro."
"Wow. Sorry to hear that."
"Whats wrong with the new guy?"
"I don't know man he looks like he is Schone-ing"
"That's not good its only his first day!"
by GTFOSTFU September 4, 2012
Get the Schone-ing mug.Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.
I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.
by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003
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