schneider
Derived from the handyman on the 70's TV show One Day at a Time, he or she is that goofball friend that makes non-stop wisecracks and doesn't take anything seriously.
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a large white male who knows the difference between cheese whiz and african americans. he can also play bass and do the truffel shuffle.
schneider by jo jo the indian circus boy July 27, 2006
Schneider
Verb - 1. To act like a complete non-hetero. 2. To be rejected by most forms of social culture. 3. To have a nack for failing at life.
Dude, that kid just totally schneidered himself.
Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.
Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.
Professor Broker would never be caught dead schneidering around.
Oh man, Eric schniedered the party last night. I wanted face fuck him.
Schneider by Prof.Broker105 December 9, 2008
Schneider
Guy 1: Hey bro can't believe Kris told me how he masterbates. Supposedly, he just Schneider's lol. Guy 2: He probably has a curved tip ha
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usually found on the streets of Compton and around the commons of Hemet High. A nigger who don't know shit. A fire-crotch with syphilis and a saggy ass vagina.
"Hey Schneider Get Yo' Crusty Coochie Likin Ass over here you lyin' cheatin' husband dick suckin mother fucker!"
schneider by Bonquisha Jones January 11, 2009
Schneider
Placing a hand into anothers armpit. It is a game to play with friends. When you place your hand in their armpit you say "Schneider!". Similar to tag. The last one to "Schneider" the other wins. There is no time limit. It is just a never ending game of torture. It is primarily meant for unsuspecting victims. Ex: They are reaching for something, not aware they are playing, holding an urn etc. Although forced Schneider-ing IS allowed.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.
Note:Do not Schneider shirtless people. For obvious reasons.