schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

Schmuck

Real meaning of Schmuck

Schmuck- in American English is a pejorative term meaning one who is stupid or foolish, or an obnoxious, contemptible or detestable person.

Donald Trump is such a Schmuck for using this word against minorities .

by Fitnessence August 26, 2017

schmuck

the discarded foreskin following a circumcision.

"Hey nurse, can you toss that schmuck into the biohazard bag, please?"

by Col December 5, 2003

Schmuck

A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.

Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.

Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.

by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018

Schmuck

An idiot, fuck head.

Origin: yiddish

You are a schmuck.

YES YOU!

by big black penismonger August 17, 2009

Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010

schmuck

A term used to describe someone who is acting dumber than they are; not necessary derogative term, but when used in the right context it can convey the frustration that one is having during the communication process.

Stop being such a schmuck and listen to me ya dumb!

by erieee December 21, 2009