schmuck

Yiddish word that literally means "penis".

Used as an insult to mean something along the lines of prick.

"Did you hear?!? Ashley broke up with Ryan when she found out he was two-timing her!"

"Good, he's such a schmuck."

by schmucks_suck January 28, 2008

schmuck

(possibly yiddish): an untrustworthy, homeless, jobless bum

don't be a schmuck and live productively, by getting an education and working!

by Sexydimma November 3, 2019

schmuck

An arrogent bastard or just a stupid individual.

Schmuck derived means stupid fuck.

Your about as dumb as a doorknob. Quit being a schmuck and man up.

by TheSchm0 March 15, 2010

schmuck

Schmuck is derogatory yiddish for penis.

You are nothing but a schmuck.

by Smokey May 13, 2005

schmuck

Jewish origin:
A typical guy. Horny, selfish, and immature in nature, doesn't care about a girls feelings and will do anything to get laid. Possibly a cheater or a rumor-spreader, hated by the female gender.

Janet: "Why is Bill being such a schmuck? I can't believe we only broke up 2 days ago and he's already going out with that slut."
Gabby: " Like, OMG girl! You are SOO too good for him! And by the way, i am NOT a slut! Screw you!"

by mysterious writer June 10, 2004

schmuck

Someone who acts dumber then they are. A moron, an idiot, generally derogatory.

Often used to convey frustration when dealing with a person that has intellectually regressed to a caveman.

Tim: Barry, I have something important to tell you, please pay attention
Barry: Wait, check this out - I think I can navigate my iphone with my nipple!
Tim: Truly extraordinary. You know what? ... You can be a real schmuck sometimes.

by the fuuuuck? July 22, 2010

schmuck

a jewish word for a screw up/reject...

what do you mean you can't get me the money you schmuck

by TBSman January 27, 2003