A name given to the piece of foreskin that is removed from the penis of a Jewish baby upon birth. It is often used as a derogatory term used between Jewish-Americans in the northeast when insulting one's character.
Bar Mitzvah Attendee: Mr. Schwartzenberg was acting like a real Schmuck at Joey's bar mitzvah last night, he ejaculated on ALL of the Matzo balls.
Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.
Person: Damn, that baby has one thick Schmuck.
by DankDefinitions568 November 18, 2018
Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"
Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016
A Stupid Fictional Search Engine Used in Nickelodeon Shows Like iCarly or Victorious. Looks so much like Google there is even a fake search engine page called Zaplook to imitate Google in its earlier years.
Carly Caught Freddy Zaplooking Up Porn One Night, and Decided To End His Search With a Nice ZapBlowjob, Which ended in a Zaplaskan Firedragon. (Both of These Terms are Similar to the UD Definitions of the Alaskan Firedragan and the Blowjob )
by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016
The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024