schlonged

Struck or beaten with a club, truncheon, police baton or similar penis-shaped weapon.

The demonstrators were all peaceful, but the cops schlonged them anyway.

by g-windsor April 23, 2016

schlonged

To get slapped with a dude's dick forcefully; According to Donald Trump it means getting beat badly, without any sexual subtext at all.

Donald Trump: Hillary Clinton definitely got schlonged by Barack Obama in 2008.
Reporter: Uhh.... are you sure? Cuz' that's gross.
Trump: What do you mean?

by #StrangerDanger! April 4, 2016

schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 12, 2009

schlonged

To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.

'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'

by Maximus Aurelius May 29, 2009

shpongled

‘to be shpongled’ means to be high on DMT or LSD

1. — Charlie, I’mma get shpongled tonight, gimme some de-em-tee.
2. Ronnie gets shpongled on every weekend; he’s got load of Dimitri

by dexter ‘acidhead’ morgan November 3, 2010

scabongled

To be completely removed from usual existence. Usually after taking a large amount of magic mushroom, LSD, marijuana etc and entering the astral plane of immaterialness
One may achieve nirvana or melt themselves
AKA Shpongled

Geezer 1: What has happened to Dave mate?
Geezer 2: He's not with us anymore, he's ScaBongled

Geezer 1: Ahahah what a shlad

by KingCharms October 6, 2020

Schmingledorf

When you're just so dumb it's hard to talk to you without getting upset

When someone is infuriating you with their dumbness just call them a schmingledorf cause odds are they won't know what it means and will just confuse them

by 69 sublime January 11, 2021