alcoholic savant

A rare condition when a person suddenly gains brilliance or previously unknown areas of expertise with the introduction of massive amounts of alcohol to their bodies.

Billy: "Man, those guys were going to steal your car outside the bar, but you kicked all three of their asses! Do you know karate?"

John: "I don't know anything, but when I'm drinking I'm a black belt. I'm like an alcoholic savant with bourbon in me."

by Louisiana Gold May 18, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

samantha rose

One who is caring and compassionate, yet you would never expect it. Someone who puts others needs before their own. Someone who will annoy you relentlessly and will act tough, but cares for you on the inside. Someone who represents leadership and strength. Someone who will guide you through the dark but will not take any credit. Someone who is strong and brave. And all it takes to set her free, is a gentle push to the other side.

Samantha Rose is so tough. But she is a softy on the inside.

by Tessa Herondale June 27, 2015

Samantha Markle

A person who refuses to own their own behavior and will blame everything on someone else, most likely a famous estranged relative.
Originates from the envious older estranged half sister of The Duchess of Sussex whose book tanked (because of Meghan) and who was found to be a professional Twitter troll and a founding member of a hate group dedicated to targeting Meghan Markle (claiming hacked over a dozen times without ever offering any proof)

I saw you do it! I heard you say it! What do you mean it wasn’t you? You’re such a Samantha Markle!

by SlicingAnApple January 3, 2023

Drunk Savant

A phenomenon in which someone actually becomes more intelligent and coherent when he becomes drunk, often spewing direct quotes and sources that he could never cite when sober.

John: Wow, I had no idea Sam was so smart, he was quoting whole speeches from Shakespeare last night.

Ralph: Dude, Sam was totally wasted last night, he's a complete drunk savant.

by Subzro85 February 26, 2010

Samantha Barks

A talented British musical theater actress who first caught people's attention on the reality show "I'd Do Anything". She has appeared on the West End and toured the UK with various shows. She most notably landed the role of Eponine in the film version of Les Miserables at 22 years old.

"Thank God Samantha Barks got the part in Les Miz and not Taylor Swift"

by NotClooLess January 5, 2013

Samantha

A girl who you can fall deeply in love with. She's gorgeous, beautiful, nice, sweet. She's insecure, but you have to try to make her believe herself she's beautiful. She has a great body. She makes your heart race. Once you fall for her she'll mean the world to you.

"Samantha means the world to me, and I love her."

by fishgomoo April 6, 2013