Brock samson

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

Samsonite

A cheer of joyce or a celebration of success

Dude, I got accepted to harvard
- Samsonite!!

by Ha-Batul May 13, 2019

Samoria

A girl who is loving , caring of others and is not very rude unless you cross her. Also is very real and straight forward and none fake. The type to always be there for you if when you make her mad. She is very outgoing and is independent.

I fell of the monkey bars and samoria helped me up.

by Queen_sam April 19, 2017

Suckass Samsonite

A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.

I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”

by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Samson

Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.

Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.

by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019

Richie Sambora

FABulous guitarist, THE most gorgeous muso on the planet, ever. Pure, raw guitar-playing energy. Beautiful.

Richie looks so gorgeous with that guitar held aloft.

by Sarah October 21, 2003

Uncle Samsonite

The glorious interdimensional God. With powers on par with Mama Kathy and Chef Boyardee. To this great magnificent creature off brand items from Kroger and Wal-mart are signs of infidelity. To capture his presence one must play 'Pony' by Ginuwine.

Uncle Samsonite, is a devorer of memes.

by Dankmemes4jesus July 7, 2018