Verb - when you have to void your bowels and stomach simultaneously, especially in the bathroom of an airplane or other confined quarters. Named because of the peculiar scrunched up look on the face of the Rumsfeld-ee, reminiscent of perpetual facial expression of the politician of the same name.
"Whoa, I thought I could cure my hangover with that breakfast sandwhich from the airport McDonalds but then i totally had to Rumsfeld mid flight"
by Pierre Lachouff August 24, 2011
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Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.
by thatbul83 July 27, 2010
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Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.
by neuron February 1, 2010
Get the Rumsfeld mug.My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.
by MadAges February 25, 2007
Get the Rumsfeld disease mug.Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."
Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!
by Ian May 13, 2005
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1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
Get the Donald Rumsfeld mug.Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.
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