Rumsfeld

Verb - when you have to void your bowels and stomach simultaneously, especially in the bathroom of an airplane or other confined quarters. Named because of the peculiar scrunched up look on the face of the Rumsfeld-ee, reminiscent of perpetual facial expression of the politician of the same name.

"Whoa, I thought I could cure my hangover with that breakfast sandwhich from the airport McDonalds but then i totally had to Rumsfeld mid flight"

Rumsfeld by Pierre Lachouff August 24, 2011

Rumsfeld

The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.

Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.

Rumsfeld by thatbul83 July 27, 2010

Rumsfeld

(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up

Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.

Rumsfeld by neuron February 1, 2010

Rumsfeld disease 

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

Rumsfeld disease by MadAges February 25, 2007

donald rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense under G.W. presidency. The stooge that defended the lack of armor on US tanks in Iraq by saying "...uh... you can have all the armor in the world on a tank... and... that tank can still be blown up."

Alan Colmes: Donald Rumsfeld is a disgrace.
Sean Hannity: HES AN AMERICAN PATRIOT! I WISH TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE!

donald rumsfeld by Ian May 13, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.

1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.

Donald Rumsfeld by jesster79 January 23, 2005

donald rumsfeld

A robot sent from the future who can coldly calculate, omitting all emotional distraction.

Donald Rumsfeld is a BMF who would take over the world if he could hold inject more of the bullshit charm and charisma that our monkey president has.

donald rumsfeld by fo shizzle May 25, 2003