Normal guy: Did you see that dog in a banana costume on reddit?
Tired guy: Yeah... I was on reddit for five hourse straight... I've made a grave mistake...
Tired guy: Yeah... I was on reddit for five hourse straight... I've made a grave mistake...
by Sweaty BBC November 14, 2012
The coomer's paradise, the 4channer's fiance, reddit is Los Angeles when it comes to how polluted the air there is to breathe in. It's toxic. It's stupid. It makes you want to take a shotgun to your balls and watch them fucking explode. Say something that even just barely disagrees with the majority opinion and you will be harassed to shit, sometimes sexually.
by naothns November 10, 2020
A user based article submission site populated mainly by former/current users of Digg, 4chan and other user-based social media groups. The content is almost identical but there is a general hipster mentality that Reddit is the coolest of the three and, therefore, the tone of much of the site is very snarky and ego-driven.
Submissions and comments can be voted up or down the page in order of relevance, but this function is used almost solely for the purpose of promoting the opinions that represent the majority view, or simply the most smartass remark.
Submissions and comments can be voted up or down the page in order of relevance, but this function is used almost solely for the purpose of promoting the opinions that represent the majority view, or simply the most smartass remark.
Reddit Science Submission: Watch this laser gun cook bacon! {vid}
Replies:
MMM BACON!!! (1532 upvotes)
I see your bacon, and raise you a narwhal {pic} (1247 upvotes)
I like bacon too, but this isn't really science. (3468 downvotes)
eww bacon (infinite downvotes)
Replies:
MMM BACON!!! (1532 upvotes)
I see your bacon, and raise you a narwhal {pic} (1247 upvotes)
I like bacon too, but this isn't really science. (3468 downvotes)
eww bacon (infinite downvotes)
by reditor March 27, 2010
Reddit is a website with a user base that consist mostly of intelligent people that are unfortunately politically and emotionally retarded.
Hey dear, let's do something really crazy tonight.. how about we bake a 200lb cake in the shape of an alien and post pics of it on reddit.
by Always a realist May 21, 2010
reddit is a cesspool of third graders thinking that they are the smartest beings in the universe and that all comedy originates from them and all people steal from them
dave: hey do you use reddit?
rando: no i use instagram.
dave: Wow your trash, go die in a hole normie, 420 funny 69 hahah
rando: no i use instagram.
dave: Wow your trash, go die in a hole normie, 420 funny 69 hahah
by the random person in your shed March 26, 2020
The place where the internet goes to die. When 4chan takes a shit, Reddit is the sewers where the shit collects and rots. The users are the rats who eat the shit. Any meme created and somehow ends up on Reddit is sure to be dead within the week.
by some guy. April 29, 2012
The cancer of the internet. A place where foreign people who don't know better and newfags go to revel in their own shitty glory. Memes were created in the something awful forums, or born, raised in 4chan, killed in 9gag, buried in tumblr/funnyjunk, and put on shameful display in reddit. The worst part, is that they claim the memes to be made by them.
Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.
tl;dr fuck reddit.
Even worse than that, they try to sell those memes on t-shirts and pins.
tl;dr fuck reddit.
9GAG ALL THE THINGS! OMG I'm so forever alone! this is the funniest place on the planet! 4chan is scary :(. TROLOLOLOL UMAD U BUTTHURT!-typical reddit user.
by Jack Favis July 24, 2013