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Hym "He was up on the roof with a range-finder! They made a call on the radio! Woooooooooow! You retards are INCAPABLE of doing LITERALLY ANYTHING to keep yourselves or other people alive! EVEN WHEN YOU'RE TRYING! Really! It almost makes me feel bad about having to kill this kid! Almost! Holy shit... You ever think about that? You ever think about what is ACTUALLY wrong with you? That you cannot be expected to do literally anything to prevent your own murder and that even when you try you're either too incompetent (OR TOO STUBBORN) to even make an attempt? This is embarrassing! And if I further contextualize this by saying 'If I'm correct about the shooter and weaponized schizophrenia' Even I, the greatest mind who has ever lived, have spent 7 YEARS trying to get you retards to do something to preserve your own lives and you just won't! Hoooolyyyyyy shit guys! Embarrassing!"
Range by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Range Rover Classic 

The Range Rover Classic was built from 1970-1996 and designed by David Bache. Made by Land Rover, a British car manufacturer headquartered in Gaydon, United Kingdom which specialises in four-wheel drive vehicles. Classics are the most classiest of classiness. Classic drivers actually signal to change lanes or turn and go into the left lane when making a left turn. Range Rover Classic (formally known as Country) drivers know their stuff. Really awesome people drive Range Rover Classics. They are really skilled at off- road driving and use Hella headlights to light the way. If you see a Classic coming down the road, you stop and stare because you can't miss it's amazingness. Classics that are really awesome usually have tinted windows and black steel wheels. If they are even more awesome than awesome, they will be splattered with mud from all the sick off- roading they've been doing. Can be seen at British field meets and hauling butt up a hill.
Thomas: Did you see that awesome girl driving that awesome Range Rover Classic?

Eric: Yeah. I'd date her...
Range Rover Classic by RRLover October 16, 2010

Range trap 

A trap that is complimentary at some gun ranges. She provides valuable services such as providing lube and weapon cleaning.
Damn the range trap looking fine af today i can see her bulge through the mini skirt

range anxiety

Fear that your electric car won't be sufficiently charged to safely reach an intended destination/return trip/next charging station.
Range anxiety prevented my brother from buying an electric car, even though he only lives 5 miles from work.
range anxiety by TrE333 October 20, 2010

Range Rover 

A car driven by a white mom in her 40s or 50s usually wearing fancy white clothing with Gucci shades. Basically the car the says “My husband is rich and spoils me with nice shit.”
O-M-G, John just bought me a Range Rover and I’m totally in love with it and his wallet

Just bought my uneducated wife a Range Rover for her quarter birthday.
Range Rover by Monster Blunt June 5, 2018

Range Rover 

Unlike Range Rovers, Hummers usually get stuck trying to navigate over soda cans.
Range Rover by bill747 May 29, 2008