A Raychard is when your penis is erecting but is stuck under your thigh. This can be caused by having over a 5 1/2 inch penis or when you are sitting in the crisscross apple sauce position.
“I have a Raychard and it hurts like a bitch.”
by Roelan Smith July 15, 2023
Get the Raychard mug.A derivative of randy/random - Someone you do not know nor care enough to know, as they usually have a bland personality. Any insults from a randtard are invalid due to them being as irrelevant as it gets. The only situation where they're relevant is with the other randtards.
Person 1: What up, bruv?
Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?
Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.
Person 3: What up guys!!!
Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.
Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?
Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.
Person 3: What up guys!!!
Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.
Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
by FiendingForWaifus November 3, 2018
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The kids these days curse too much! Kids aren't what they used to be! Why cant the city pick up my trash at 5am rather than 6am! Why am I such a rantard!
by kingmotor October 9, 2007
Get the rantard mug.Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.
Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"
Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!
Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!
by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010
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Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).
Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.
Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.
Waves hand in "meh" type way.
Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.
Big ass bite ensues.
#rancharound.
Boom.
Am I famous yet?
Call me when I'm famous.
Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).
Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.
Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.
Waves hand in "meh" type way.
Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.
Big ass bite ensues.
#rancharound.
Boom.
Am I famous yet?
Call me when I'm famous.
Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound
by BaconRainey October 16, 2014
Get the rancharound mug.A BK who thinks Halo Reach is better than Halo 3, because due to the smaller skill gap, they can finally get kills.
Reachtard
by dfasadsaffdsafdsafdsafdmsiajfd November 13, 2011
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