Reachtard

A BK who thinks Halo Reach is better than Halo 3, because due to the smaller skill gap, they can finally get kills.

Reachtard

by dfasadsaffdsafdsafdsafdmsiajfd November 13, 2011

Reachtard

(noun) A man or woman who plays the game "Halo: Reach" from developers Bungie studios released in 2011 who complains about almost everything but still plays the game anyways. Reachtards typically frequent the Halo: Reach forums on Bungie.net and can be found both insulting and defending the game based on mood, time of day, and hunger.

"Did you hear? Joey just posted a thread on the Reach forum about armor lock!""Fuckin' Reachtard"

by HI IM CAPS LOCK November 14, 2011

Reachtards

Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.

Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"

Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!

by BreachedNotBroken November 26, 2010

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005