Reachtard

A BK who thinks Halo Reach is better than Halo 3, because due to the smaller skill gap, they can finally get kills.

Reachtard

by dfasadsaffdsafdsafdsafdmsiajfd November 13, 2011

Reachtard

(noun) A man or woman who plays the game "Halo: Reach" from developers Bungie studios released in 2011 who complains about almost everything but still plays the game anyways. Reachtards typically frequent the Halo: Reach forums on Bungie.net and can be found both insulting and defending the game based on mood, time of day, and hunger.

"Did you hear? Joey just posted a thread on the Reach forum about armor lock!""Fuckin' Reachtard"

by HI IM CAPS LOCK November 13, 2011

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005

Roachard

A photo of Richard Z Kruspe with a fan. In said Photo, the guitarist of Rammstein appears very strange. The fandom has referred to this photo as Roachard and have made remarks that he must be “sprayed with raid.”

“Hey did you see Roachard.”
“Yeah, spray him with raid.”

by Moe Hinkley June 24, 2021

Readtard

A person who cannot understand anything when reading.

I am such a readtard, i cant understand this book, let alone do the questions for it.

by Raymaas15 May 13, 2009

realmtard

A person who plays MMORPGs only to flame/spam the global chat room with caps lock typing, unnecessary punctuation, misspelled common words, unintelligible sentences, excessive emoticons, and/or conspiracy theories about the top players instead of actually playing the game and/or making friends. They are easily spotted by their desperate grasping for attention and vast amounts of time spent playing while having one of the weakest accounts in the game.

Bane Wulf: FLOOL PUP X KIA ! THEIR DESTROY ALL REALM STEEL GOLD !!
not kabba: one day ,,,,,, i ,,end you all ,,fok ,,,,,,litlle castels big fok er end all you day..
kaisersoze: Not this again.
FlavorFlav: Yep...looks like someone let the realmtards out again...

by freelancer54 May 24, 2017

Jack Reacharound

Penetrating a partner from behind (anally or vaginally) and reaching around to manually stimulate their genitals while watching a Jack Reacher movie.

“We were watching Netflix when he gave me the most intense Jack Reacharound!

by megapeg November 16, 2018