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ranchtard 

A 30/70 mix of ranch and mustard.
I dipped my corn dog in ranchtard. It was delicious.
ranchtard by DJ Rock-N-Fella March 8, 2009
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For someone to be a random retard. A person we don't know, but the only thing we know about them, is that they're a retard. Hence the term, "Rantard."
> GTA Online <
Rantard: *dies*
Heist Host: Fucking rantard. The guy jumped out of the Kuruma almost at the end here and smacked a tree then died. Nice!
Other Heist Associate: Fucking random retard.
Rantard by Kush N' Mangoz February 1, 2017
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randtard 

An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.
"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"

"You sir, are a complete randtard."
randtard by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007

ranktard 

the act of getting "ranktarded", being extremely drunk and retarded
typically people living on westminster tend to get ranktarded
dude i got sooo ranktarded last night i dont remember anything!!!
ranktard by Hanielle August 26, 2010
A synonym to the term "retard" that is used to help the user appear more politically correct, but not as politically correct as "mentally handicapped". Some people view it as an exercise of a "half ass" mentality, unable to stick to one's belief or judgments fully, thus meeting in some sort of middle ground.

Some people have also been cited to use rahtard in place of retard simply because they cannot spell "mentally handicapped", and they do not wish to appear "mean".
Person A: "Those mother fucking retards piss me off!"
Person B: "Dude! Say "rahtards", you'll hurt their feelings!"

Person A: "I'll bet you don't even know what a rahtard is!"
Person B: "Someone who uses the pseudo-word 'rahtard'?"
rahtard by webgovernor June 22, 2009

Racetarded

One who knows nothing about what the term 'Racism' and say people are racist when it's not racist at all.
"That guy over there is really black."

-"Dude you're so racist."

"That wasn't racist; it was a fact. You're so racetarded."
Racetarded by Epic*Man May 1, 2014

Ranchtastic 

when you are feeling fantastic but you love ranch as well
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: Ranchtastic!
Person 3: what the fuck
Ranchtastic by johnnysass August 26, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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