Reachtards

Popular on online gameplay for the video game "Halo: Reach". Basically means retard but is specific to newbies (known in the virtual world as "N00bs") to the game.

Yo bro! I just entered this LAN game; it's filled with "Reachtards"

Well, you know what to do... Cap them local niggas!

by BreachedNotBroken November 28, 2010

Reachtard

A BK who thinks Halo Reach is better than Halo 3, because due to the smaller skill gap, they can finally get kills.

Reachtard

by dfasadsaffdsafdsafdsafdmsiajfd November 13, 2011

Realtards

They are people that go to marist sion college Warragul that are retarded and have to do speacial shit

“Hey look it’s the realtards they are fucking dumbasses”

by Yourfreindlyneighbourhoodfrank March 18, 2019

reachard

a lonely.....lonely, homosexual

poor reachard had no friends since he was either on the computer or sucking dick for computer parts.

by no comment February 26, 2003

reachard

A sexy black programmer, with a fro.

Damn that niggas sexy then a mofo, hacking them networks like that.

by Jesus February 25, 2003

Reachtard

(noun) A man or woman who plays the game "Halo: Reach" from developers Bungie studios released in 2011 who complains about almost everything but still plays the game anyways. Reachtards typically frequent the Halo: Reach forums on Bungie.net and can be found both insulting and defending the game based on mood, time of day, and hunger.

"Did you hear? Joey just posted a thread on the Reach forum about armor lock!""Fuckin' Reachtard"

by HI IM CAPS LOCK November 13, 2011

REACHtard

1:A derogatory term for anyone in the Realistic Educational Alternative for Children with Disabilities (REACH). Also see REACH kid

2:An insult; calling a person a REACHtard implies that such a person should be in REACH, or should have been in REACH; degrees above the word retard, but like the word retard, it can be used in either a serious or a non-serious manner.

WHILE TEACHING MY MOM HOW TO PLAY MONKEY TARGET 2 IN SUPER MONKEY BALL 2:
Bryant: Hold up while you're going down the ramp.
Mom: (Flies off ramp, spreads wings and continues holding up)
Bryant: DUDE! Stop holding up!
Mom: Well you told me to hold up!
Bryant: BUT NOT WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR WINGS OUT!!
Mom: Ok...now what...(her monkey is falling)
Bryant: Dude you're a REACHtard.

by Hand Hanzo February 14, 2005