Serial ProcrastaNapper

An All-Star ProcrastaNapper is barely alive. The Serial ProcrastaNapper ProcrastaNaps before any, and all types of activities, instead of doing it proactively.

My Cousin Jeff is a Serial ProcrastaNapper. He lives in my guest-room and sleeps 18 hours a day in cyclical series of Procrastanaps throughout the day. He barely makes it up to clean his butt after soiling himself in his sleep.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

Procrastian

a procrastinator of Olympic skill: "If procrastination were an Olympic event, I'd win a gold medal."

I've just spent 3 hours on Facebook. Man! I'm a total procrastian.

by Scotty Smithy August 20, 2008

Procrastenial

Word blend of procrastination and denial. Putting something off to the last minute while refusing to accept the truth of it.

Hinata: "Because I...love you!"
Naruto: "...."

~ 10 days later ~

Hinata: "He never called..."
Urouge: "He's must be in procrastenial."

by I Vote Ass November 13, 2009

Procrastanova

Noun - One who waits until right around last call at a bar to pick up someone to go home with/take home.

John is such a procrastanova... He never hits on girls until after 1:30am

by Arcaneus May 20, 2011

ProcrastaNapper

One who routinely naps in order to avoid existential acts of meaningless, non-essential chores or duties. Serial Procrastanappers, often set unachievable napping times (i.e. 15 Minutes) routinely restarting the nap 3 times over, or just snoozing through it all together.

I'm a Serial ProcrastaNapper. Whenever I have to clean my room, I try to take a 15-minute nap, but just end up sleeping for 8 hours, instead.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019

procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.

I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.

by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014

Procrustes

A horrible STD that originated from the infamous greek torturer Procrustes. The Jews got this disease from being pushed into the bed of procrustes where they found themselves infected by the nightmarish disease. Some of the Jews ancestors today have Procrustes, and it continues to spread by kissing, or sex.

Boy 1: Fuck, I made out with this girl and now I have procrustes!

Boy 2: She must have been a Jew

by raiseawarnessofprocrustes February 4, 2010