PrisInman Presses

This is a strength exercise that was invented by a strong white inmate in Prison in Connecticut. It combines the art of the deep squat and as the lifter rises back to normal height, then strict presses the weight above his head and locks his arms out and holds it there. A true PrisInman squat is finished by yelling the phrase "welcome to prison" at the end of it...thus revealing your superiority to others in a confined area.
People who complete PrisInman Presses are also well known for their Prison behaviors such as grabbing a handful of dirt during a volleyball game in your left hand, awaiting another Inmate to set the ball for you, and then viciously spiking the ball in the face, scrotum, or chest of the opposing Inmate, then throwing the dirt in their face while yelling the phrase "welcome to prison". Usually it will be a Latin King member you are playing against, since the only things they do in Prison is steal, pick on weaker white people and play volleyball and complain while doing so...
The PrisInman press reflects a bigger picture of society, that just because you lost the game of life, does not mean that you cannot beat the fuck out of someone while doing time, and look damn good while doing so.
PrisInman presses can only be done by very strong people, usually white people, they are usually of the Aryan race and have blonde hair and blue eyes.

Holy Shit, did you see that white kid from D-Block PrisInman press 315 pounds, that was fucking amazing.

Hey, wanna do PrisInman presses with me today, I am working shoulders and traps.

How the fuck did PrisInman do that, I am not able to lift that weight because I am not strong or smart.

Arguing over a prisinman press is like getting a gold medal in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarted.

by PrisInman July 17, 2011

President Poptart

An increasingly popular and derisive nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

Hardcore on the surface but intellectually and psychologically “soft” on the inside, President Poptart wants us to see him as a hard bargaining dealmaker who fights for America; unfortunately it is a mere mask to cover his greedy agenda.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019

Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

parisian carnival

During anal intercourse, preferably a three-way, having a female partner take an unused condom (deflated), and inserting it into another partner's anus; next, the condom is inflated with the first female's mouth while it is in the second female's anus; particularly skilled females can inflate the condom to the point of rupture

Dude, why won't my girlfriend do the parisian carnival with me?

by the parisian king November 26, 2006

2016 presidential election

A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal

I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election

by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016

presidicktator

a sentient; current or past head of state who is a giant potato sack full of dicks

Presidicktator Donald Trump and his vice-sentient potato sack of dicks Mr. Pence are ruining the country of the United States of America for the VAST MAJORITY of the population who by majority both did and did NOT vote for him in the 2016 election.

by the Red-Headed Pecker June 2, 2017

President Palin

The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!

well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.

by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009