Poonus

When you poop out of your penis.

Unfortunately, little Timmy was born with a poonus.

The poonus is a medical condition that rarely people you are born with.

by dolly29 August 8, 2017

paynus

When your salary is bigger than someone else's.

Sorry, Jeff, my paynus is bigger than yours

by actionmoviefreak February 8, 2014

ponus ridge middle school

Ponus has the most dirty ass bathroom while rodgers international is over there with white boys acting like they are good at sports let me name some Xx7jtacoxX Fakemossyirongollem dummas fatigue ponus look s like a trap house while rodgers lil stupid ass is the queens home

ponus ridge middle school = fakemossy fucking colton

by tanush May 20, 2018

poinus

Poinus /`pinus/, n., pl. -ses /-sez/ The male organ of copulation and urination.

Every poinus and his grandama - Lots of people.
Off his poinus!!! - Very drunk
Tired as a poinus - Very tired
You flamin' poinus!!! - You idiot!!!
You flamin' poinus-head - You Bum crack!!!
'NO' you poinus - I disagree
Your poinused - Your dead meat!!!
All poinused out - Used up all your energy(Burnt out)
It went off like a poinus in a sock - It was good
Thou shall not be a poinus - The 11th Commandment

by Dean French September 9, 2006

Ponus

A male ponytail

The man had to remember his long ponus every time he took a shit.

by estebonus January 3, 2017

paynus

same as penis but different

my paynus is huger then yours.

by quinton November 24, 2004

ponus

and old balding guy with long hair he wears in a ponytail -ie -penis and ponytail fusion

look at that old balding guys ponus -still trying to look cool

by nasty mattress September 23, 2016