Your Dead Meat!
by Rob October 25, 2003
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Probably the best youtube channel I've seen. Makes awesome kill count videos and barely gets copyright. (Well except for Jason takes Manhattan but who cares because that movie is shit)
Guy 1: How many kills are in The Mist?
Guy 2: Watch Dead Meat.
Guy 1: Ok.
by Dropped My Idiot November 4, 2018
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1. A person who's gonna die or is already dead.
2. A limp penis.
1. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: *whimpering* "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit"
2. Man 1: "You're dead meat"
Man 2: "Nah, I'm actually kinda hard."
Man 1: "..."
Man 2: "..."
by Siphiwe Tshabalala July 20, 2018
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your dead meat real dead meat your dead meat
by daed meat November 18, 2020
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The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.
Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.
by Suss March 11, 2005
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week before/during finals or some other hellish and crucial time period.
During Dead Meat Week, people chug so much caffeine that the vending machines are always out of mountain dew.
by missmuffinface June 1, 2010
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Someone who's truly in deep deep DEEP trouble with another person or group.
Wanda: You heard about that kid who founded the No Cussing Club enrolling in our high school?

Dex: Yea If he try to tell the upperclassmen or the other students not to cuss he's gonna be Extremely Dead Meat!!
by BruinKiller3469 June 30, 2009
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