porcupine

when you fuck on a bed of nails doggy style (usually a blonde, if not a red head). a full porcupine is when u shave her legs after sex (if her legs are not shaved it is only 1/2 a porcupine)

I totally porcupined Kevin's mom last night.

by fuck myster June 6, 2008

porcupine

When a guy spikes out his pubic hair, like a porcupine's needles.

Damn Tang, Your porcupine is stabbing my hips again

by the jay April 27, 2005

porcupine

the scrouge/grinch of halloween

Jaspaul why won't you dress up for halloween, you're such a porcupine

by Sabrina's Jerk March 29, 2009

porcupine

sticking your hand, or foreign object in someones ass.

jim gave mary a porcupine

by Richard Scott January 9, 2004

porcupine

when haing sex on the beach with a condom on; remove your penis, stick it in the sand and reinsert it into the box.repeat until she bleeds

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Porcupine

1. A small, quiet animal with pointy, protective quills on its back to keep it safe from predators.

2. A person, typically a gamer, who is overreacting or lashing out at someone who was not in any way involved in the situation which the "porcupine" is angry about. These people typically play Minecraft, CS:GO, Geometry Dash, or any sport-themed video games.

Definition 1 sentence: "I was poked in the hand from a porcupine I brainlessly attempted to snuggle with."

Definition 2 sentence: "Dude, quit being such a porcupine over Minecraft."

by EliteArchwing February 12, 2017

Porcupining

When a man has used so much product in their hair that in retirement his hair is permanently spiked backwards giving off the appearance of a porcupine.

That man at the bar is so porcupining.

by Master bassist November 19, 2011