pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

pootscootalybootdoot

A nonsense word that larried people slur while on a booze binge. Usually followed by dancing a jig.

"Man, Roid was sauced last night! He started saying pootscootalybootdoot and dancing some king of fartass jig! What a larry.

by Roidanator November 8, 2008

pootscoot

A very ran down and junky car .

I know he not pulling up on this ugly ass Pootscoot .

by Weilz July 3, 2020

pootycooting

Wasting time when you should be productive, procrastinating. Can also be used in a situation in which one or more persons are not paying attention the way they should.

As per others, can be used as a sexual innuendo.

Pat, stop pootycooting around and look here!

OR:
Paul and Leanna, that pootycooting should be taking place in private!

by adgasefsa March 24, 2011

pootshooter

Someone addicted to putting expreso/coffee into their spinster in the effort to get high.

If Mom doesn't get help, I will seek out a pootshooter support group, I'm dead serious.

by BadKittyn March 13, 2025