poeslap

A cloth which one rubs on the female genital area.

- Dude, you got a spare poeslap?
- You can borrow my mams
- loveit

by poeslapknickknacks February 24, 2009

Poo Slap

When you are having sex with a girl and you see it fit to poo on her chest. This is followed by giving that poo a full-handed slap to spread it efficently ovr her body.

Blimey, I gave Jenny a right old fashioned poo slap

by BaloghGabor December 19, 2008

Poo Slap

When you walk into a toilet and are unexpectedly overwhelmed by the smell left by the previous user.

'Oh man, I just got totally poo slapped when I went into that toilet'.

by milesinfront October 21, 2011

Pooflaps

A part of the body that is directly affected by what you eat.

Mike: Man, I was in the restroom for two hours after eating those hot wings!

Sally: Are your pooflaps okay?

Mike: They're still leaky, but they should get better soon.

by Pooflaps March 4, 2011

Bogo pooshap

Bogo pooshap is a term used for single people to practice sex.

Person 1: Hey i got a date but im not experienced. Can you help?
Person 2:Yes just do Bogo pooshap and you will be a pro in no time.

by PuccixDio4ever January 7, 2021

bogo pooshap

The funniest thing that can happen and loojs like a dog with broken legs trying to walk that is thr bogo pooshap

Bogo pooshap

Dog:true

by .lost January 8, 2021

Pooflap

Beauty Mark (big mole on butthole)

His pooflap is waving in the wind (flatulence)

by officialpooflapper June 16, 2010