procrastinate

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute

one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

by future dropout June 2, 2004

procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy

I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college

by smoovestarr April 3, 2005

Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.

"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."

by Coatsey August 27, 2013

procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be

On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey

by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

Procrastinate

to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now

Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!

by futymore December 18, 2009

procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007