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poontongue

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.
by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007
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pontoon

sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane
She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.
by mandingoe May 5, 2004
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pontooning

The act of swaffling (smacking your penis against something) fast and furiously between a woman's breasts. Similar to motorboating but with a penile element.
You could motorboat your girlfriend, but may derive more pleasure from pontooning her instead. Just make sure it is ok to ejaculate in her cleavage before doing so.
by Ryanandluciana April 23, 2013
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Poontoon

A pontoon boat full of hot chicks and a badass captain named Allen. Activities on the poontoon are similar to Mardi Gras including general drunkeness and bead giving for boobie flashes. The poontoon can usually be found anchored at a sandbar in southern Michigan lakes, just look for the party, hot chicks, and a badass captain.
"Damn! Captain Allen has a pontoon boat full of hot chicks partying again, that thing is a fucking POONTOON!!"
by AA01 April 19, 2012
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Poonton

A futon used for scoring; A portmanteau of 'poon' and 'futon'.
Dude, i got some on the poonton last night!
by Poonmaster G August 28, 2010
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pontoon coon

The coast guard was roundin up pontoon coons all day
by thediggler99 October 9, 2006
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Potatoons

Person 1 : “Hey, did you hear potatoons posted a new animation

Person 2 : “Wow, I should subscribe to him”

Person 1 : “SUBSCRIBE TO POTATOONS OR ELSE I WILL STEAL YOUR POTATOES”
by Potatoons 🥔 November 10, 2021
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