schooner pooner

The condition, particularly odor-wise, of a vagina after being worked well the night before.

Man, he must've hit it good last night, she's sporting some serious schooner pooner.

by Fisheye1 November 20, 2019

poosexual

A person who identifies them self, as a poo lover in the broadest sense. Having sexual attraction to a poo/s, with an urge to just "eat it all up...", or smear across everything in sight.

This poosexual has a right to his or her say... Why shouldn't 'LGBTQ' be changed to 'LGBTQP 'to include 'poosexuals' . I think it's an outrage...

by protestforscat March 24, 2018

Junior Pooner

Young co-ed that your just not that sure of her age. Usually referred to by men in their 30's who are still eying high school girls.

That junior pooner is tight, but I don't want to end up some guy's boy toy.

by El Quacko June 5, 2009

poonerang

A girl you can toss away, who always comes back... for sex. Often a girl who leaves town but comes back once in a while to visit.

Deb went back east to go to college; I didn't want her for a girlfriend anyway, but I'll let her be my poonerang.

by swineflew March 8, 2011

Post-pooned

Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.

The female version of "cockblocked."

My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.

by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011

Pooney Dunderchin

A brash, pungent smelling, wolf-man like creature that dwells in caves and feeds on small children, mice, subway rats. Often said to be a mythical creature. Said to be the offspring of a unicorn and Kate Moss.

Ol' Pooney. He be crazy. That ol' Pooney Dunderchin. He one crazy mofo.

by P. Dunder April 15, 2009

Pooneggs

It's a combonation of the words "Poo And Eggs." It's literally the smell of shit and eggs from various things like treatment centers, or anything of the like.

One example of where one may smell pooneggs is at Eckerd College in St. Petersburg, Florida--very nice school, on the water, has a nice waterfront, gorgeous, gorgeous campus, but located very close to a treatment center, which makes the campus occasionally smell like shit and eggs.

Billy: "I go to Eckerd College."
Bob: "Oh really? How is it? I've heard it's an awesome school"
Billy: "It is but it smells like pooneggs."

by werty8u90p-o987t6rertiop May 23, 2007