pook

poo; poop; crap; shit;
dumb; ugly; stupid; silly

That restaurant serves pook!
Your new haircut is pook!
You smell like pook!
I think you trod in pook!

by TJ February 23, 2004

pook

Sexual relations. Super hot acrobatic lovin'. "Pooky" has the same meaning.

I heard you got your pook on last night.
If we had pooked I would probably have been forced to drown myself out of disgust.

by Hannah S. July 11, 2005

pook

small, usually conical depression in an otherwise smooth surface. May also rise up from surface. Minor dent.

"It's just a small pook," responded the boy who just banged your car when opening his door.

by David Bruner March 3, 2005

pook

passing out on keyboard

Dude, where'd our necromancer go? Why isn't he responding?

He must be pook

by NiwaDai December 28, 2005

pook

(n)male lubricating seminal fluid; pre-cum.
<v> to excrete male lubricating fluid."

(n) "The head of his unit was slick with pook"

(v) "He was seriously hot and his joint was pooking up something fierce."

by mistermee January 19, 2005

pook

To puke and poop uncontrollably at the same time.

Most frequently occurs between the ages 18 to 27 after excessive binge drinking coupled with attacks of late night munchies. Also could be caused by illness such as influenza. " Jamie drank and ate too much so she pooked in the bathroom at Burger King". If pooked more than once you will be considered a "pooker" or "pookemon".

by John McCrum and John Nerone December 28, 2005

pook

1. A yound one's fart. 2. What you tell a child when they fart. 3. The noise of a fart when it's short, quick, sharp, and dry.

Mother telling child, "You make pook!"

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008