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Poomah

To have diarrhea so bad it's like peeing out of your asshole. Can occur for many different reasons, such as:

body cleanse

drinking waaay too much
spicy food
Dude, I totally just POOMAH'd in the bathroom from all that Thai food.
by poomah expert February 5, 2010
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poopman

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:
Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.
by mcmahoj March 31, 2009
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poofgasm

The moment of poof, when something magically appears or disappears from view/memory/life. The moment is so profound, there is a -gasm at the end.
Three socks reappeared from under the dryer, it was a poofgasm.
by jmacofearth June 11, 2019
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Poofwanny

Another word for female lady parts. Or a term for one who is physically weak or scared.
He was scared to do it alone 'cuz he's a big "poofwanny".
by Cat Blackbone December 26, 2018
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Schlond Poofa

The tail pipe of a car.
I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
by Hneum June 22, 2016
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pooface

Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.
Pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface! Pooface, pooface, pooface, poofaceSHUDDDUUUUPPP!!!!
by Tinarm May 6, 2006
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poormanteau

A portmanteau of "poor man" and "portmanteau". Signifies a word that is a feeble attempt at creating a portmanteau or a feeble attempt at slang in general. It arises most often when someone consciously tries to come up with a slang word or phrase.
The linguistics professor knew much about language, but the slang he came up with was riddled with poormanteaus.

"Poormanteau" is clearly a poormanteau, and perhaps the only meta-poormanteau.
by _________________ September 30, 2006
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