pleptitude

1. An ability that is perceived to be present, or presented, based on a person's credentials

"His CV was laden with pleptitudes"

by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

planktitude

A measure or act of total stupidity.

1) It took an enormous amount of planktitude to put petrol in the fuel tank of a diesel car.

2) Walking into a closed, glass patio door would be an act of planktitude.

by h1ppyj0hn October 13, 2009

platitude salad

The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.

Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.

by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019

platitude

A platypus's attitude, in a negative way.

"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"

by ebkf October 22, 2007

Plattitude

1. The way a platypus feels toward outside stimuli.
2. A perceptibly hostile manner as demonstrated by a platypus.

"Damn! That platypus has got some plattitude!"

by Nick4208 February 23, 2015

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

Platitude

Innate ability to add to a boring conversation

I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude

by JAJBP July 6, 2017