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Pimpology

pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through her choice of prostitution is one who has a degree in pimpology.

The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.
" Man you really macked the shit out of that bitch, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."
by taoteqingren November 21, 2005
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pimposity

1. the amount of pimpness one has
2. the trait of pimpness
3. anything pertaining to the amount of pimpness one has
1. Tommeh has such pimposity, it's scary.

2. Fear my pimposity...biotch!
by Tom Waldrop September 9, 2003
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pimpobat

An item, usually resembling a baseball bat, used by pimps to beat hookers who don't pay their dues.
Skarla didn't pay Huggy Bear his money, so Huggy Bear beat her with a pimpobat.
by N-Ly August 23, 2006
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pimpologist

The pimpologist gave some advice to the young pimp
by mpdob8 June 11, 2005
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Pimpocracy

Pimpocracy means, literally, "rule by the pimps". In its primary usage, it refers to a system of government based on the belief that all pimps are created equal, and in which political power is held either by the pimps, or by their elected pimp representatives. Alternatively, "pimpocracy" may refer to a nation state or other organisation that has adopted a pimp system of government, or to the underlying belief system of pimpology.

The origin of the word comes from the the sixteenth century French verb pimper, which meant "to dress elegantly." and the ancient Greek word kratos, meaning "rule".

A Pimpocracy is a decentralised power sharing form of government which stands in contrast to the more centralized and autocratic Pimptatorship.
Ho, this is not a pimpocracy, this here's a pimptatorship!!
by JJ Yce June 16, 2007
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Pimposter

In among us, any player who happens to be imposter and is dubbed “safe” by a player
I got the pimposter award! Kneel before me mortals! I NOW REIGN SUPREME WITH NO RIVAL!
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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pimpostitute

n. an independent hoe
n. someone who is at the same time a pimp and a prostitute
adj. when something is pimp, or cool, and has multiple functions
adj. when something is pimp, or cool, though it's purpose is unsure
She doesn't let some douche bag pimp steal all her money; she's a pimpostitute.

Yeah...she used to just be a whore, but now she's a pimpostitute and raking in not only her own earnings but other girls' too.

Woah that's so pimpostitute! It's a purse, and a radio! Woah...

Look I got this pimpostitute...thing...at the mall, but I'm not sure what it does...
by frenchie12 October 15, 2008
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